Not all of us can swing the cash for all these box sets, so lets turn our heads toward something more economical, or ecclesiastical, or hood. Etsy user “moneyworth” introduces these one-of-a-kind candles:
“Ever wanted R. Kelly, glowing softly, to be the last thing you see before you go to sleep? Ever wanted to make a quiet offering to the Bawse? Same. I made these votive candles of some of my most essential rap/r&b icons. All of the label art is hand-drawn, designed, and printed by me, swag.”
I’m at a loss for something better than a prayer candle that says “I Think I’m Big Meech” wih Rick Ross on it. Other options for hip hop devotions include Aaliyah, Lil B the Based God, R. Kelly, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Ghostface Killah, and Left Eye (not pictured) and sell for $9 for one, or $15 for two plus shipping and handling.
So maybe you’re in an existential crisis that only Aaliyah can help you untagle, or perhaps you want Lil’ B The Based God to offer penance for your sins. All your answers, my sons and daughters, can be found at their own Etsy store.