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    There’s been no shortage of jaw-dropping headlines over the past few weeks: Dave Grohl and Trent Reznor are involved with Queens of the Stone Age, Paul McCartney almost died, INXS called it quits for the 17th time, and My Bloody Valentine’s Kevin Shields is crazy enough to think a new album will surface before 2013. At this rate, here’s what we can expect down the pipeline before the end of the world year comes to a close.

    Green Day announce prequel trilogy

    -Michael Roffman

    Keith Richards drops out of Rolling Stones’ reunion tour, Johnny Depp offers to fill in

    -Alex Young

    M.C. Hammer “pretty pleased, all things considered” with his Spotify payouts

    -Jeremy D. Larson

    The Flaming Lips complete reworking of Hootie and the Blowfish’s Fairweather Johnson

    -Michael Roffman

    Taylor Swift pens album about her failed relationship with guy who was “Like an 87% match on OK Cupid.”

    -Dan Pfleegor

    Courtney Love is “actually working on a documentary about that bloodsucking tick Dave Grohl, who wishes he was Kurt and is seducing my daughter!”

    -Alex Young

    Chris Brown records duet album with Mark David Chapman

    -Dan Caffrey

    Buy Talking Heads’ actual clothes for $80

    -Chris Coplan

    Taylor Hawkins, Chris Shiflett, Pat Smear, and Nate Mendel also contributing to new Queens of the Stone Age album

    -Jeremy D. Larson

    MySpace “Tom” buys Pandora

    -Alex Young

    Paul McCartney fined for chopping down tree

    -Michael Roffman

    Jeff Mangum announces final sip of tea

    -Drew Litowitz

    The Rolling Stones cancel reunion tour, citing “creepy” Johnny Depp

    -Alex Young

    Morrissey turns down SXSW keynote because “Austin smells like gravy”

    -Alex Young

    Starbucks to release Valentine’s Day compilation on December 25th

    -Ben Kaye

    The Killers and Muse release new track, ”Vegas Isles 3001″

    -Michael Roffman

    Paul Westerberg injures hand gardening, cancels scheduled Replacements reunion at Coachella

    -Dan Caffrey

    Johnny Depp self-funds and stars in Keith Richards biopic

    -Alex Young

    Devendra Banhart signs multi-year endorsement deal with Hollister

    -Dan Pfleegor

    Johnny Depp hires Tim Burton to direct his Keith Richards biopic

    -Alex Young

    Jimmy Page disapproves of Robert Plant’s Primal Scream guest spot, secretly contributes maraca to The Stone Roses’ new LP

    -Michael Roffman

    Johnny Depp casts Helena Bonham Carter as Mick Jagger, predicts Academy Award-winning performance

    -Alex Young

    Sleigh Bells announce long-awaited holiday album. Ironically, it’s about Hanukkah.

    -Dan Pfleegor

    Nate Silver admits to designing that fake Coachella poster

    -Chris Coplan

    Big Boi announces deluxe reissue of Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors

    -Michael Roffman

    Johnny Depp’s Keith Richards biopic flops at the box office after receiving -4% on Rotten Tomatoes

    -Alex Young

    Guided by Voices announces new album: Quick, Pollard Isn’t Looking, Someone Please Help Us

    -Michael Roffman

    Johnny Depp announces bankruptcy, signs on for seventh Pirates of the Caribbean film

    -Alex Young

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