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The 25 Most Ridiculous Band Names

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    If you can’t judge a book by its cover, then what about a band by its name? Not even close. Some of music’s most beloved acts have names that are unremarkable (The National) or would be groan-inducing puns if we weren’t so used to them (The Beatles). For some monikers, we’re laughing with the band (Diarrhea Planet). Others? Laughing at them (Kajagoogoo). In our research, we’ve found too many bizarre, unique band names that inspire either face-palms or chuckles to list, so these are our 25 favorites.

    Abe Vigoda

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    AIDS Wolf

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    Anal Cunt

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    Batwings Catwings

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    The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

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    Butthole Surfers

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    Diarrhea Planet

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    Fartbarf

    fartbarf

    Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

    get_cape_wear_cape_fly

    Honkytonk Homeslice

    honkytonk

    I Am the World Trade Center

    iamtheworldtradecenter

    Jon Cougar Concentration Camp

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    Kajagoogoo

    Kajagoogoo

    Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat

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    Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head

    Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

    Po’ White Trash & The Trailer Park Symphony

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    Scary Kids Scaring Kids

    Scary+Kids+Scaring+Kids

    Smokin’ Suckaz Wit Logic

    Smokin+Suckaz+Wit+Logic

    Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

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    The History of Apple Pie

    The History Of Apple Pie

    The House That Gloria Vanderbilt

    The+House+That+Gloria+Vanderbilt+RS_cover_itunes

    The String Cheese Incident

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    Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot

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    We Butter the Bread with Butter

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    When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water

    When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water

    And 21 others we missed, according to Dudley Morris…

    ohwellGrab Grab The Haddock
    The Number 12 Looks Like You
    I Killed The Prom Queen
    Success Will Write Apocalypse Across The Sky
    Crispy Ambulance
    I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness
    As I Lay Dying
    Cock And Ball Torture
    Cud
    Toe Fat
    Cat Butt
    Hoobastank
    We Were Promised Jetpacks.
    Does It Offend You, Yeah?
    The Gerogerigegege
    Dogs Die In Hot Cars
    Gay For Johnny Depp
    Rainbow Butt Monkeys
    Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her
    I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch In The House
    The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die

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