October 10, 2013 | 5:14pm ET
Today, CNBC aired the results of a survey conducted by Public Policy Polling asking Americans which they like better: the United States Congress or Nickelback. Maybe now we can get the government re-opened?
In related news, the American public will be happy to know that Nickelback is releasing a greatest hits album, The Best of Nickelback Volume 1, on November 19th. The American public will also be happy to know Nickelback apparently has enough greatest hits to warrant a second volume.
