Before you were the latest version of yourself, all self-assured in your chosen cultural aesthetic and hip little haircut, you were no doubt an awkward young person with awful clothes and an equally terrible bowl cut. (News Editor Chris Coplan dyed his tips blonde and wore baggy sweaters; I looked like a metrosexual Harry Potter.) Luckily, many of your favorite bands and artists started out very much the same way: before they slapped on the demonic makeup, wore a nice tailored suit, or found the miracle of hair product, these same musicians were all young and fresh-faced, ready to tackle their dreams of stardom head-on. Some have remained nearly as youthful and exuberant, while others are clearly on a different path than they began. Still, with our little gallery, one universal truth does emerge: real superstars aren’t born, they first must throw away their JNCO pants.
Get ready for a little “awws” and enthusiastic laughter. And a special thanks to the Internet, for preserving all of our most embarrassing moments ad infinitum.
Nine Inch Nails:
Source: Loudwire
Kanye West:
Source: thephoenixmag.com
Elvis Costello:
Source: blog.studio-istanbul.net
The Black Keys:
Source: goldderby.com
Arctic Monkeys:
Source: pelomundo.radio.br
The National:
Source: the-national.musicnewshq.com/
The Strokes:
Source: neontommy.com
Modest Mouse:
Source: Pat Graham via fecalface.com
The Flaming Lips:
Source: weirdestbandintheworld.com/
Beyoncé:
Source: glamour.com
Beck:
Source: freeinfosociety.com
Björk:
Source: 14142.net
Lorde:
Source: straitstimes.com
Motorhead:
Mumford and Sons:
Source: End of the Road Festival
Neko Case:
Source: alwaysontherun.net
Skrillex:
Source: kilahnoez.blogspot.com
The Shins:
Source: swottli.com
Foo Fighters:
Source: collegetimes.com
PJ Harvey
Source: fanpop.com
Kate Bush:
Source: flickr
Phish:
Source: Grantland
St. Vincent:
Source: Pitchfork
Damon Albarn:
Source: tropicalmum.com
OutKast:
Source: Tumblr
Andrew Bird:
Source: Fuck Yes Andrew Bird
Superchunk:
Source: captainsdead.com
Thurston Moore and Kurt Cobain:
Source: Miami New Times
Henry Rollins:
Source: Tumblr
Animal Collective:
Source: AnCo Appreciation
Tom Waits:
Source: UnCut
Daft Punk:
Source: HitFix