May 2, 2014 | 10:22am ET
To make a long story short, Kanye and Kim recently took a trip to to see their relatives who live down in Moab. They been livin’ there about 20 years now, and long story short, they told them that as long as they were in the Rockies they should try ziplining, so, long story short, they looked around in the newspapers and on the Internet and… on billboooards, and… you know, make a long story short, they found this company and thought they give ‘er a try, so then they called and, they made a reservation. Unfortunately, the nar nar wasn’t up to Kanye standards. He also drank too much Diet Double Dew.
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