Lollapalooza is a stressful enough experience for us normal folk, but today my thoughts go out to the Secret Service detail assigned to Malia Obama this weekend. Their task: protect the First daughter of the United States amidst a crowd of 100,000 drunken festival attendees, and R. Kelly.
Evidently, they were successful in their mission, as Malia was spotted leaving the festival grounds following Chance the Rapper’s Sunday night headlining set, according to NYMag.com. She even took time to take a selfie with a fellow attendee:
In related news, Sinbad just got his inspiration for the sequel to First Kid.