Morrissey’s new online store sells “I’ll Kill You” t-shirt, a cross, and boxing gloves

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Today, Morrissey has launched a new web store, and as you’d expect, it’s quintessential Morrissey. Among the assortment of items available to purchase with the money refunded to you after Morrissey’s latest tour cancelation: a “Be Kind To Animals Or I’ll Kill You” t-shirt that comes in both red and blue; a metal cross necklace; a pillow case that reads “Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me”; a tote bag that reads “Shoplifters of The World Unite”; boxing gloves, to be used to kill all your animal eating friends; a bath tub mouse mat with a photo of Morrissey in a bath tub; and a tea towel, whatever that is.

First person to purchase all these items and solve the crisis in the Middle East wins an “Official Morrissey Tour Cancellation T-Shirt” on us.

Morrissey cross:

necklace 1 Morrisseys new online store sells Ill Kill You t shirt, a cross, and boxing gloves

Morrissey pillow case:

loved me pillow case Morrisseys new online store sells Ill Kill You t shirt, a cross, and boxing gloves

Morrissey boxing gloves:

boxinggloves Morrisseys new online store sells Ill Kill You t shirt, a cross, and boxing gloves

Morrissey tea towel:

tea towel 1 Morrisseys new online store sells Ill Kill You t shirt, a cross, and boxing gloves

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