Live Review: AC/DC at Chicago’s Wrigley Field (9/15)

The Australian rockers' Rock or Bust Tour saves an idiot's crummy day

AC/DC, photo by Heather Kaplan
AC/DC, photo by Heather Kaplan

    Photography by Heather Kaplan

    “It’s Tuesday and I want to blow my brains out.” That’s what I told everyone online this morning as I scooped up my Apple Jacks and watched the day’s work pile up second by second. Toss in a frustrating sinus migraine, one unabating aphthous ulcer, and a fucking wall shelf that would not level out properly no matter how many times I took out the goddamn nails and measured it all again and again and again … and you can imagine why covering AC/DC wasn’t exactly at the top of my list of Things I’d Like To Do Before My Batshit Crazy Mental Breakdown.

    But then I stepped into Wrigley Field. I breathed in the warm air. I listened to the friendly Chicagoans. I smiled as they shared their war stories of seeing AC/DC three, or four, or 15 times. I glanced at their faded band, tour, or festival tees. I debated in my head for a good five minutes how Guns N’ Roses and Slash could both be on the same lineup. I bought a beer. I drank that beer. I stood in front of a vendor for a scary three minutes trying to decide if I, too, should be wearing blinking red devil horns. I concluded that I was only attracted to the color and not the meaning.

    And then I realized I was actually having a blast.


    No shit. How could you not? Watching an AC/DC show is like living out a two-hour version of the exact moment that follows a coach’s rage-fueled pep talk in the sweaty locker room seconds before the big game. This is performance enhancing rock ‘n’ roll, which is why anyone who’s ever casually glanced at a TV screen during the Super Bowl or walked through a sports bar to find a bathroom during a Sunday stroll has probably heard every one of their songs. Come to think of it, the same marriage applies to any of you self-proclaimed movie buffs out there who’ve seen a flick or three.


    “Shoot to Thrill”? Iron Man 2. “Back in Black”? Grudge Match. “Thunderstruck”? Varsity Blues. “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”? Dirty Work. “You Shook Me All Night Long”? Private Parts. “Hells Bells”? Maximum Overdrive (and pretty much every other song they’ve written). “Have a Drink on Me”? Beerfest. “Highway to Hell”? Easy, Little Nicky. “T.N.T.”? We know drama. Bottom line: Every human being on this miserable planet with means of connecting to pop culture has likely heard something of theirs in passing. Which is why I call bullshit on Film Editor Justin Gerber who told me Monday night he couldn’t think of three songs.


    Odds are he would have known at least 65% of last night’s setlist. Odds are he would have been able to sing to every other song. Odds are he would have enjoyed singing along. Odds are that enjoyment would have felt weird and unusual. Odds are these are all my own feelings that I’m weirdly and crudely taping on to a co-worker and best friend. Odds are you’ve stopped reading by now. In the event that you didn’t, though, you’d probably like to hear my point, which is that AC/DC offers up a curiously universal sentiment with their shows and it’s exactly what they’ve been singing about for decades.

    They want you to rock. They want you to roll. They want you to shake. They want you to explode. Save for volume levels, this isn’t a dangerous band in the slightest — and to be honest, the whole devil-worshipping, hell imagery, fiery mumbo jumbo thing is quite lame by today’s standards, especially given that such ideas acknowledge the existence of a god and, really, atheism is the rebellious way to go, duh. No, this is a loving band, with loving fans, and loving personalities. “Tonight, together, we’re gonna make some rock ‘n’ roll,” frontman Brian Johnson told Wrigley after opener “Rock or Bust”. “And the party starts right now.”



    See? Is that the voice of a Satanist? Hardly, ma. C’mon, the dude’s a cool dude and all he wants are some cool vibes. So does Angus Young, who at the lean age of 60 acts more like a rambunctious college freshman than one of today’s actual college freshmen. He couldn’t define “pretension” if he was handed a Webster’s dictionary. And watching him do his iconic lil’ kicks and shimmy slides, while I somehow remained invested during his extended guitar solo in “Let There Be Rock”, despite a ludicrous, Tenacious D-esque runtime of 20 minutes, reminded me why it’s sometimes okay to stop worrying and simply love rock ‘n’ roll.

    Wednesday, you’re looking great.

    Rock or Bust
    Shoot to Thrill
    Hell Ain’t a Bad Place to Be
    Back in Black
    Play Ball
    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    High Voltage
    Rock ‘n’ Roll Train
    Hells Bells
    Baptism by Fire
    You Shook Me All Night Long
    Sin City
    Shot Down in Flames
    Have a Drink on Me
    Whole Lotta Rosie
    Let There Be Rock
    Highway to Hell
    For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)


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