Fifty Shades Darker, a movie made to titillate suburban 40-somethings, landed in theaters today with the thud of a half-used bottle of lube. It’s…not good. In its wake is the film’s soundtrack, which features bright, sultry tracks from millennial artists like Tove Lo, Halsey, Nicki Minaj, and Nick Jonas instead of, like, Harry Connick, Jr. or whoever.
The soundtrack boasts a new collaboration between Taylor Swift and Zayn Malik, “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever”, as well as new songs from Sia, The-Dream, John Legend, and more. There’s no sign, however, of Miguel’s shitty rendition of “Crazy In Love” from the trailer. The soundtrack is currently available for purchase, though you can see if it tickles your fancy (or paddles your fanny) first by streaming the whole thing via Apple Music.
View the tracklist below.
Fifty Shades Darker (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) Tracklist:
01. ZAYN & Taylor Swift – I Don’t Wanna Live Forever
02. Halsey – Not Afraid Anymore
03. JRY (feat. Rooty) – Pray
04. Tove Lo – Lies in the Dark
05. Toulouse – No Running From Me
06. John Legend – One Woman Man
07. The-Dream – Code Blue
08. Nick Jonas & Nicki Minaj – Bom Bidi Bom
09. Sia – Helium
10. Kygo (feat. Andrew Jackson) – Cruise
11. Corinne Bailey Rae – The Scientist
12. José James – They Can’t Take That Away From Me
13. JP Cooper – Birthday
14. The Avener (feat. Mark Asari) – I Need a Good One
15. Joseph Angel – Empty Pack of Cigarettes
16. Anderson East – What Would It Take
17. Frances – What Is Love?
18. Danny Elfman – On His Knees
19. Danny Elfman – Making It Real