Top Episodes is a recurring feature in which we handpick the definitive best episodes of a groundbreaking, beloved, or otherwise awesome television series. This time we revisit Lawndale and the sick, sad world of Daria Morgendorffer.
If all was right in the world and as it should be, animator and satirist Mike Judge would be a household name. Since the mid-’90s, Judge has pointed a high-resolution lens — both scathing and sympathetic — at many of the institutions and absurdities firmly embedded in American culture. He’s made us laugh, cry, and reconsider through unlikely characters like Beavis and Butt-Head, Hank Hill, cubicled caricatures like Milton and Bill Lumbergh, and even President Camacho, who, compared to the current inhabitant of the Oval Office, seems like a tactful and seasoned diplomat. And out on the peripheries of Judge’s universe frowns Daria Morgendorffer — outfitted in her staple green jacket, black army boots, and thick-rimmed glasses — watching the latest episode of Sick, Sad World in her padded bedroom, armed with an acerbic wit and monotone tongue capable of annihilating any dumb jock, shallow fashionista, or hypocritical adult who crosses her well-insulated path. She’s hardly traditional leading-lady material, but on lease from Beavis and Butt-Head’s Highland stomping grounds, creators Glenn Eichler and Susie Lewis turned the character into the reluctant star of the 1990’s sharpest commentary on suburban American teenage life.
Daria’s superior intelligence is both her super power and her kryptonite, a trait that makes her an outcast in any social situation. At school, she tolerates dunderheaded athletes and bimbo cheerleaders; daydreams through classes taught by bleeding hearts, rage-aholics, and man-haters; and acts as a one-person watchdog organization dedicated to keeping Lawndale High’s crooked administration honest. Her lasagna-stuffed home life offers no respite or reason to curb her cynicism. Her father, Jake, a quick-tempered, dim-witted man-child, and mother, Helen, a career woman torn between home and the office, are both well-meaning but oblivious about how to connect with their eldest daughter, and cute and superficial sister Quinn, Daria’s opposite in every conceivable way, leaves you certain that someone had to be adopted. Fellow outcast Jane Lane serves as Daria’s lone life raft in Lawndale, the one person around whom she can power down her bullshit and hypocrisy detectors and recharge for a bit.
It’s not an original premise by any means. Television shows long ago started dropping sane people into loony bins of all shapes and sizes to watch the comedy unfold. However, if Daria had merely been a weekly 20-minute cartoon about a smart-ass bookworm with a sarcastic put-down for every fool she meets, we wouldn’t still be talking about the show today. As much as Daria has the world figured out and sees all the angles, she suffers from the same problem that teens of all intelligences face: figuring out where she fits into the whole mess. All the wit and brain cells in the world can’t simplify the basic need to be accepted, the dilemmas that come with being a good friend, or the wanton desires of the teenage heart. As much fun as the antics, barbs, and Mystik Spiral (they’re still thinking of changing the name) songwriting sessions still are, Daria remains indelible due to the honesty with which its creators, writers, and actors treated the teenage experience. As long as being a teen remains a gut-wrenching tragicomic experience, Daria will remain a character who resonates with anyone who marches through adolescence, whether it be in army boots, football cleats, or like totally cute pumps.
Now, excuse me. You’re standing on my neck.
10. “Lucky Strike”
Episode #: 06
Original Air Date: March 26, 2001
Sick, Sad World: .”It’s quite a web sight when Civil War buffs get in the buff: www dot gettysbare, next on Sick, Sad World.”
One of the more gradual changes over the course of the series traces Daria’s kid sister, Quinn, maturing and beginning to understand that there’s more to life than the mall, boys, and being cute. When Principal Li offers the Lawndale High faculty a new coffeemaker in lieu of a pay raise, Daria finds herself crossing picket lines and filling in as Quinn’s English teacher. At the fashion club’s behest, Quinn implores Daria to make their Romeo and Juliet test a cakewalk through fair Verona, but she refuses. “Why should you go out of your way to protect the stupid?” Daria asks. “You’re not one of them.” It’s the kind of tough-love nudge that Quinn occasionally needed throughout the series as she struggles to reconcile her desire to be popular with the nagging feeling that the vapid ditzes she calls friends are only dragging her down. When Quinn sees her studying pay off on the exam — unlike Sandi, Stacy, and Tiffany, who wrote about Leonardo DiCaprio instead of Romeo — she defends her sister against their criticism. That’s right, her sister, not her cousin or some girl who always happens to be around. For the first time in five seasons, “only child” Quinn publicly owns up to Daria being her big sister, regardless of how it affects her popularity. It may seem like a minor concession, but the moment couldn’t be any more satisfying, not even if Quinn got up on her desk and declared, “Oh, captain, my captain” as Daria exited the classroom.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “We think he’s [Kevin] doing very well … considering he missed out on evolution.”
09. “My Night at Daria’s”
Episode #: 12
Original Air Date: June 18, 2001
Sick, Sad World: “Can anger management training really help guerrillas avoid extinction? Maybe, but it’s not doing much for the psychiatrist. The Apes of Wrath today on Sick, Sad World.”
There’s often a discord between what the heart wants and what it can actually handle. From the earliest episodes of the series, we’ve seen that Daria isn’t immune to crushes. After all, she spent three seasons unable to be around Jane’s older brother, Trent, without a blush blemishing her jail pale. However, Tom is actually her boyfriend, not just a crush but someone with whom she must work to maintain a relationship. When he innocently falls asleep on her bed and accidentally spends the night, it’s not only that the school-wide rumors that Quinn begins infuriate her big sister. Just as much distress arises from Daria’s fear that a healthy relationship needs to involve sex to progress. She worries that her reticence about sex could be stifling a relationship she greatly cares about. The question, of course, becomes whether or not she’s ready for that step. It’s such a gigantic leap at any age, especially as a teen, to go from being comfortable in one’s own skin to being physically intimate with another person. Everyone has to cross that awkward bridge at some point. It’s just one more instance of this MTV cartoon not being afraid to be brutally honest about the dilemmas young people face — in many ways, it’s much more candid than the live-action shows of the time aimed at teens.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “My hormones don’t rage. Oh, sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other.”
08. “The Esteemsters”
Episode #: 01
Original Air Date: March 3, 1997
Sick, Sad World: “This is just astounding. Here you are — blind, deaf, and barely able to walk — yet you conducted simultaneous affairs with three members of the royal family.”
On her first day at Lawndale High, Quinn becomes VP of the fashion club, gets asked to join the pep squad, and has the entire male student body trying to date her. Dara (it’s Daria!), on the other hand, finds herself enrolled in a crash course in self-esteem taught by Mr. O’Neill, an English teacher who believes there’s nothing a hug and a good, long cry can’t solve. Daria can’t resist the urge to use the pseudo-diagnosis to prank her parents (Pizza Forest, anyone?) and embarrass Quinn (IDing her as her kid sister at a school-wide assembly), but all fun aside, the debut episode makes it clear that the clean slate that normally comes with a move has already begun to brim over for Daria in Lawndale. She will be an outsider, both at home and at school, and nobody, neither parents nor teachers, seems to have the first clue about how to make sense of her bookish, sarcastic personality. The lone benefit of being dumped into the remedial esteem course comes when Daria meets artsy Jane Lane, a six-time self-esteem class lifer. “I like having low self-esteem,” Jane explains to Daria. “Makes me feel special.” It’s the humble beginnings of one of the great animated friendships of our time. Lucy and Ethel, Thelma and Louise, Daria and Jane.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “Don’t worry. I don’t have low self-esteem. It’s a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.”
07. “Through a Lens Darkly”
Episode #: 02
Original Air Date: February 24, 1999
Sick, Sad World: “When he turned up his nose at accordion lessons, they cut off his inheritance molto allegro. The severed pianist, next on Sick, Sad World.”
Daria’s green jacket isn’t the only armor she sports. She also trudges through the trenches of Lawndale High with a sturdy sense of self, a set of uncompromising personal convictions, and a general lack of concern for how others view her. But that doesn’t mean she’s not susceptible to the same hangups all teenagers face. At first, her itching contact lenses are intended to save the lives of neighborhood canines as she negotiates the perils of the open road on her learner’s permit. But she soon discovers that part of her likes how she looks without her clunky specs and doesn’t totally abhor the compliments she’s receiving, especially a drive-by thumbs up from Trent. But does this touch of vanity make Daria a hypocrite? No, just human. But it takes the unlikely girl’s bathroom trilateral of Jane, Jodie, and, eeep, Brittany to convince her that she’s perfectly normal. “For god’s sake, Daria. Who told you you have to be a martyr for principle?” asks Jane through a stall door. “You’re a teenage girl, not Nelson Mandela.” Ultimately, Daria determines that eyewear doesn’t change the person she is on the inside, and she also recognizes the problems that come with being your own worst critic.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “Your personal space is the final frontier, Upchuck. One where I intend to never boldly go.”
06. “Write Where It Hurts”
Episode #: 13
Original Air Date: August 3, 1998
Sick, Sad World: “Breast implants for chickens…”
A special assignment for Mr. O’Neill’s English class tears Daria away from her preferred revenge fantasies in order to write a short story about people she knows. She wants to write something meaningful, “something about something that says something,” she explains, but that proves harder than expected. She inserts her family and friends into parodies of everything from The Graduate to Jane Austen, but nothing feels true. The writer’s block doesn’t lift until her workaholic mother, Helen, who demonstrated little understanding of her daughter’s feelings when Daria came to her for help earlier, encourages her to check her razor-sharp cynicism and be honest about what she hopes will happen one day. The result is a simple family kitchen scene in the future, one where Jake and Helen are retired, Daria is married and a successful columnist, and Quinn lovingly transports around a gaggle of grandkids. The once dysfunctional family sits down together, drinks coffee, and enjoys each other’s company over a game of hearts. In Daria’s tale, everything somehow works out for the Morgendorffers. It’s not so much the story’s happy ending that leaves Helen in tears; it’s that the future that Daria wants for herself includes her family, the people she often struggles the most to relate to. It’s one of the more touching moments of the series.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “This is an extra assignment just for me, a punishment for being smart.”
05. “Pierce Me”
Episode #: 12
Original Air Date: July 27, 1998
Sick, Sad World: “He gave her his kidney. She gave him her heart. Transplants and romance when Sick, Sad World continues.”
If you haven’t done something incredibly stupid simply to impress a certain special someone, then you’re a more resolute person than most. (You’re also probably lying.) Daria Morgendorffer would be the last person expected to poke extra holes in herself for a boy, and yet, for all of about 36 hours, she sported a little, silver hoop dangling from her innie, all because a guy told her it’d look hot. There’s something different about Trent, though. Sure, he doesn’t do mornings (or early afternoons), has a third-grade lyric-writing level, and won’t set foot in a bookstore (don’t ask him why; he doesn’t want to talk about it), but he’s also the kindest character in Lawndale and embraces a slacker aloofness and nonconformist code that Daria respects. In short, Trent isn’t a hypocrite, but Daria wonders if she might be for allowing a crush to influence her decisions. It’s a theme that surfaces throughout the series. Some matters aren’t based upon reason or pragmatism, Daria’s strong suits. Part of being a teenager involves doing stupid things, especially for love, and being a healthy person requires going easy on ourselves sometimes.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “It [piercing] just seems too much like getting tortured for the sake of some subculture’s notion of beauty.”
04. “Dye! Dye! My Darling”
Episode #: 13
Original Air Date: August 2, 2000
Sick, Sad World: “Thomas Jefferson: philosopher, inventor, president, and keeper of one saucy journal. The Declaration of In-My-Pants, tonight on Sick, Sad World.”
Friends don’t come any better than Jane Lane, and if there’s one thing that Daria needs more than anything, it’s one person in Lawndale she can turn to and trust. In an ideal world, nothing could ever break or even strain a bond that crucial, but that world doesn’t exist. As Jane grows increasingly nervous that Daria has eyes for her boyfriend, Tom, Daria stews over the accusation. Insecurity and denial are a bad combination, and everything boils over when Tom kisses Daria and she has to admit to herself that she liked it. There’s no magic that can turn the situation into a happy Full House ending by the show’s closing moments. There’s just Jane walking out the Morgendorffer’s front door, their friendship on hiatus, both hoping the separation will only be temporary. Almost like a final jab in the ribs by Reality, the show and season end with Daria answering the phone to find Tom on the other end. There’s no explaining the heart or how we at times allow it to drive us to hurt the ones we love most, and this episode leaves the two friends stinging from a common teenage triumvirate: pain, loneliness, and confusion.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “I’m sure FDR had teen girl hairstyles in mind when he made that speech.”
03. “Misery Chick”
Episode #: 13
Original Air Date: July 21, 1997
Sick, Sad World: “Monaco’s mopiest millionaires, today on Sick, Sad World.”
Like anyone, Daria projects an image. But when football hero and budding statutory rapist Tommy Sherman returns to Lawndale High only to be crushed by the same goalposts set to be dedicated to him, she discovers that the perception her classmates have of her isn’t what she thinks, and that bothers her. Everyone from the current QB, Kevin, to emotional faculty, Mr. O’Neill, assumes she can help them cope with their grief because Daria clearly must harbor dark, depressing thoughts all the time. She might chalk it up to sheer idiocy, but when Jane begins avoiding her, she wonders what’s really going on with everyone. When Daria finally tracks down Jane, her friend explains that people are simply turning to her for comfort and that she made herself scarce for the same reason, comfort. Daria’s uncompromising honesty and realism are admirable in most cases, but Jane makes her understand that shelving her judgmental nature and thinking about what others might need, especially during confusing times, is an important part of being a good friend.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “Tragedy hits the school, and everyone thinks of me. The popular guy died, and now I’m popular because I’m ‘The Misery Chick.’ But I’m not miserable. I’m just not like them.”
02. “Boxing Daria”
Episode #: 13
Original Air Date: June 25, 2001
Sick, Sad World: “They gave her a goodbye party at 65 … miles per second. Retirement by rocket, next on Sick, Sad World.”
No, the creators didn’t try to force an origins story into the final episode of the series. Daria has always been Daria, but they did shed some light on the difficulties that come with being a loved one of someone like Daria. When refrigerator delivery men leave a packing box in the backyard, Daria has troubling flashbacks to her childhood. Eventually, she pieces together, with Quinn’s help, that she had a similar box as a playhouse in her room as a child and sought shelter there when her parents would fight about her reclusive behavior. When Helen finally admits that she and Daria’s father used to fight about her problems socializing at school — one particularly bad shouting match sent Jake to a crappy motel for a night — Daria drives off and meets Jane. The recovered memories are an eye-opener for Daria. “All these years when I thought they were torturing me,” she tells Jane, “I was the one torturing them.” The episode concludes the series on as tidy a note as a complex, honest show like this could end. Daria, for the first time, comes to truly appreciate the hardships her parents endured to raise a child like her, and Jake and Helen, in turn, let her know they understand that she was just being Daria. There’s no denying the rough past the Morgendorffers have endured together, but the point is that they have stuck it out together when weaker families would’ve crumbled. A particular sweet moment comes near the end of the episode when Quinn leaves the box in Daria’s room in case she needs it. Daria may long to be truly understood, but sometimes being accepted works well enough.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “I don’t think I can bring myself to say anything encouraging about a place that strip-searches for Cheeze-Its.”
01. “Arts ‘N Crass”
Episode #: 01
Original Air Date: February 16, 1998
Sick, Sad World: “Neo-natal skinheads, next on Sick, Sad World.”
“Curiosity, inquiry, expression. These are the building blocks of education,” Principal Li encourages her students as she and Mr. O’Neill announce a statewide art contest. However, it’s a message that quickly goes forgotten when Jane and Daria collaborate on a painting (a beautiful teenage girl gazing into a vanity) and poem (“She knows she’s a winner/ She couldn’t be thinner/ Now she goes to the bathroom/ And vomits up dinner”). Disturbed by the negative representation of student life, Ms. Li and O’Neill opt to turn the poster into a pro-nutrition message (…Because she’s careful what she eats/ For breakfast, lunch, and dinner/ Good nutrition rules!) and enter it into the contest without the girls’ permission. Daria has never been a stranger when it comes to pointing out hypocrisy and dishonesty, but now she finds that she has allies: Jane with some sabotage-ready spray paint, Trent in a getaway car, and ultimately her high-powered attorney mom. Sure, it’s important that Daria won’t let the administration whitewash the ugly price behind so much teen beauty, but even more important for her is that she’s flanked by friends who have her back. Maybe Lawndale won’t be so bad after all.
Excuse Me, Excuse Me: “We could appeal to him [Mr. O’Neill], and he might turn the full force of his overwhelming personality on Ms. Li. And then, she’d eat him.”