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What Were We Thinking? 15 Times We Were Wrong

Consider this our mea culpa for some bad takes over the years

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    It’s Consequence’s 15th anniversary, and all September long we’ve been publishing a series of retrospective pieces encompassing our publication’s own history — and the entertainment landscape in general. Today, the Consequence team looks back on 15 times we got it wrong.

    Editor’s Note – Sept. 23rd: The goal of this article was to revisit some of the more “controversial” articles published over the course of our publication’s history. In doing so, we came off as callous in our treatment of the original articles and the authors behind them. That was not our intention and we apologize to the original writers of those pieces. 


    Pobody’s nerfect. We here at Consequence know that as well as anyone. Like any journalistic endeavor, we’ve prided ourselves on critical takes that have built a cache of respect and authority with our readership — and in the pop culture editorial landscape at large. But that doesn’t mean we’ve spent 15 years being totally infallible.

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    To be fair, when you’re reading a review or digesting a ranking, you’re really getting the opinions of an individual or select group of personalities. That said, when those lists and evaluations are published under the Consequence banner, they naturally end up representing the publication as a whole. And try as we might to represent ourselves in the best light possible, we’ve made a mistake every now and then.

    As we look back at a decade and a half as an independent publication, we thought it was about time we offered a mea culpa for those blights on what we hope is an otherwise esteemed record. We dug through our archives and pulled out some reviews we wish we could rewrite, lists we would re-enumerate, and opinions that we’ve grown to reconsider.

    So, we’ll admit it: Sometimes we were just wrong. Hey, that’s the consequence of being in the journalism game for 15 years; your takes might not always age terribly well. Now, it’s time to set the record straight.

    — Ben Kaye
    Editorial Director

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    Giving Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die a D

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    We’ve already started to set the record straight on Lana Del Rey’s seminal 2012 album: Earlier this year, we ran a retrospective on how the album has impacted pop music in the decade that’s passed since its release. The conclusion we reached is that, in many ways, Born to Die holds up as a blueprint for pop melancholia — many have done it since, but no one has done it like Lana Del Rey.

    The LP is absurdly theatrical, and despite being a far cry from the music dominating the charts at the time, it somehow found the ears it needed to find. The aesthetics for the album revolutionized a certain corner of the pop culture world, setting Tumblr blogs on fire with her desaturated nostalgia and red lip. Everything about Born to Die saw Lana Del Rey putting on a show, and she was playing a part she was meant to play throughout. One might even call the album ahead of its time — us included. We even had to include it on our list of the Top 75 Albums of the Last 15 Years. — Mary Siroky

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    Giving Taylor Swift’s reputation a D+ and Screwing Up the Metacritic Score

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    “My reputation’s never been worse, so he must like me for me.” This painfully tender line from “Delicate” captures so many things about the time when reputation was released — most of all, it speaks to Taylor Swift’s awareness of the conversations surrounding her. Behind the comparatively dramatic album rollout, though, is a record that showed Swift’s continued evolution as a writer and allowed her to branch into new topics as she entered her late-20s. So many listeners (this writer included) have grown up with Swift, and it was refreshing to hear her touch on heartbreak and messy relationships through a more mature lens.

    Whether in the pulsing “So It Goes…,” the dizzying “Call It What You Want,” or the timeless “New Year’s Day,” Swift was still on her A-game as a writer. Swift also often exists in a lose-lose world; had she not experimented a bit with reputation, people may have accused her of growing stale, falling too comfortably into a safer pop lane. She took some swings with this record, and each one of them is part of her story.

    Let’s be clear: In no way is this a D+ record. Taylor Swift of 2017 deserved better from the media at large, and this album deserves a much better score. Time has proven it. — M.S.

    Giving Tyler, the Creator’s Flower Boy a C

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    Context is vital to any album review, and Tyler, the Creator’s rampant use of homophobic slurs was important to mention in any analysis of his 2017 album Flower Boy. However, dismissing Tyler’s lyrics about “kissing white boys” and “coming out of the garden shed” as a publicity tactic from a known provocateur rather than a continuation of his self-discovery was an example of missing the forest for the trees.

    Not only had the rapper previously hinted at his sexuality over the years, but Flower Boy represented a musical growth characterized by its embrace of neo soul and jazz. Even then, it was apparent that the LP was a major leap in Tyler’s career, a notion that was validated by the new level of artistry he reached with IGOR just two years later. — Eddie Fu

    Giving Harry Styles’ Debut Album a C+

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    Say what you will about Harry Styles — we get it, there’s plenty to say — but the man’s solo debut was not C+ material. The first LP that introduced Mr. Styles to the world outside of the One Direction bubble is a genuinely good pop-rock album, with songs like “Sweet Creature” and “Kiwi” failing to lose their golden shine five years later.

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    The self-titled 2017 record is 10 songs in total, and part of what made the release so exciting was the window it offered into Harry Styles the person and not just Harry Styles the One Direction member/Taylor Swift’s ex. What’s odd is that the initial review that ran on Consequence is overwhelmingly complimentary — we’re happy to now set the record straight and confirm that Styles’ debut solo record is a great one. — M.S.

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